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It is surprisingly common to find politicians who don’t own their name online.
Are you imagining the possibilities?
Come on. A domain costs 10 bucks. Trolls don’t even have to try anymore.
And you’ve had those times when you type a celebrity’s name into your browser and landed on some weirdo’s blog.
They’re just sitting on the URL, as if we’re not all definitely looking for their famous counterpart instead of their sentimental waxing about toe socks and Queen Bey.
Seriously, some famous people need to step up their game.
But in the meantime, I guess the public can enjoy the mishaps that result from their oversights…
Opponents Could Use Your Name Against You
So many politicians do not own their FirstNameLastName.com.
How is this possible? Political positions have enemies built in!
Those clever opponents see an open domain name as an opportunity, and seize it.
In pretty hilarious ways.
CarlyFiorina.org Tells You How Many People She Laid Off at HP
While carlyfiorina.com smartly redirects to the former Republican candidate’s 2016 campaign website, her dot org was left open to an obvious hater.
That’s a lot of sad faces.
TedCruz.com Encourages You to Support President Obama
Though the Republican candidate is an outspoken critic of Barack Obama’s very existence as President, his namesake domain would suggest a different stance.
JebBush.com Redirects to Donald Trump’s Campaign Website
Aw, Jeb.
You’ve been destined to be in the public eye pretty much since birth, but nobody told you to grab your domain name?
Instead of resting in the hands of its rightful owner, JebBush.com now goes the way of your lunch money.
To the biggest bully in the schoolyard.
PETA.org Was Once Home to a Group Called People Eating Tasty Animals
Purchased in 1995, peta.org was famously home to “a resource for those who enjoy eating meat, wearing fur and leather, hunting, and the fruits of scientific research (and more!).”
In 2001, People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals finally sued the other PETA for control of the domain.
Your Domain Name Might Cost a Ton of Money Someday
You may not believe your name is worth much now.
But it could be, one day!
Your Vine could blow up any minute, and fans will want to know more about you.
Buying your name now prevents cybersquatters from swooping in on your 15 minutes of fame and holding it for ransom.
Rand Paul Paid $100,000 for RandPaul.com
The former Republican candidate (there just seems to be a party trend here…) reportedly had to dish out $100,000 for his domain.
He bought it just before announcing his candidacy, rather than leaving it open to trolls like his opponents did.
To put it into perspective, the Paul campaign only spent $5.9 million. The domain name accounted for 2% of spending for the entire campaign.
And Rand isn’t even a common name.
We’re not sure it’s even a name, really.
Tom Cruise, Celine Dion and Kevin Spacey Had to Fight for Their Names in Court
In the late 90s and early aughts, notorious domain squatter Jeff Burgar beat a bunch of celebrities to the virtual punch — by buying their domain namesakes.
To win control of their names without handing over a ransom, Tom Cruise, Celine Dion, Kevin Spacey, Michael Crichton and other celebrities sued Burgar and won.
Your Name Might Lead Somewhere Stupid
You might be the only one with your name in your high school, your social circle or your town.
But the Internet’s a pretty big place.
Chances are, your handle’s doppelganger is out there somewhere.
Chances they’ll want a website are quickly increasing.
If you think you’ll amount to anything in this world, get to your domain before they do, so you don’t end up a victim to domain confusion like these:
SteveJobs.com Is This Weird Blog
Apparently since at least 2013 (by which time its design was already sorely outdated), SteveJobs.com has been home to an unintelligible assortment of blog posts.
Readers curious about Apple’s late founder can instead learn about everything from stock trading to fitness to Alzheimer’s care.
Craig. Daniel Craig. (Dot Com.)
James Bond fans will be disappointed to land on the blog of this English teacher in South Korea, who’s fortunate enough to also be named Daniel Craig.
And Just for Fun: The Chris Christie Diet
As dot coms are filled and new uses for the Internet continue to emerge, new domain extensions emerge.
And they’re getting strange… er, delicious.
If you’re bored with .COM, you might consider registering your .PIZZA domain. Or .COFFEE? Are you ready to ‘fess up and just go with .VODKA?
Just like your .COM, your namesake could work against you in these odd cases, too.
Former Republican presidential candidate (yes, another one) Chris Christie has unfortunately left his food domains untouched, and someone has taken the opportunity to create ChrisChristie.diet.
The site pokes fun at the Governor’s infamous weight problem.
Take Control of Your Name Online
Even if you’re not famous or running for office, owning your personal dot com is a smart (and affordable) move.
You can get your first basic .COM domain from GoDaddy for $0.99 — no excuses. (The cost is $9.99 for additional domains.)
You can use your domain name to point to your online resume or redirect anywhere you want.
Help new acquaintances easily find your Facebook, Twitter, YouTube or SoundCloud pages by just typing in your name.
It’ll also give you some control over what people find when they Google you.
Grab your domain to make sure it’s actually you people find when they search for you.
Don’t doom the world to discovering some disappointing weirdo in your name.
Your Turn: Have you seen any unfortunate domain coincidences? Share your favorites in the comments!
Dana Sitar (@danasitar) is a staff writer at The Penny Hoarder. She also writes about writing, life, comedy and love for blogs and books and sometimes things people care about, like Huffington Post and that one time she had an article published in the Onion.
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